The kids are in their pajamas, peanut butter smeared in their hair. On my refrigerator the words "Feed the Piggy!" are scrawled in black sharpie and grape jelly.
(shakes fist) Why, teachers? Why????!!
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OK, no, not really. All joking aside, I know I'm really lucky to be able to stay home with my kids with a reasonably full refrigerator during the strike. They've probably played a little too much Katamari on the X-box, but that's on me.